Bibiano Wenceslao http://bibiano.io UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:48:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1 This is waterhttp://bibiano.io/this-is-water/ http://bibiano.io/this-is-water/#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2015 09:38:53 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1734 Original Post: This is water

If you think people are annoying; every day is a chore; or life is meaningless — take 9 minutes off your time today to watch this video. You are not the center of the universe; happiness is a choice; and life is what you make it.

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: This is water

If you think people are annoying; every day is a chore; or life is meaningless — take 9 minutes off your time today to watch this video.

You are not the center of the universe; happiness is a choice; and life is what you make it.

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/this-is-water/feed/ 0
Happinesshttp://bibiano.io/happiness/ http://bibiano.io/happiness/#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2015 07:25:45 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1709 Original Post: Happiness

“Many people lose the small joys in the hope for the big happiness.” ― Pearl S. Buck

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: Happiness

Many people lose the small joys in the hope for the big happiness.

— Pearl S. Buck

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/happiness/feed/ 0
Jealousy vs. Envyhttp://bibiano.io/jealousy-vs-envy/ http://bibiano.io/jealousy-vs-envy/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2014 01:00:53 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1702 Original Post: Jealousy vs. Envy

"Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has." — Homer Simpson

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: Jealousy vs. Envy

I'm not jealous, I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Source: imgur.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/jealousy-vs-envy/feed/ 0
Pride vs. Humilityhttp://bibiano.io/pride-vs-humility/ http://bibiano.io/pride-vs-humility/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2014 04:47:22 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1700 Original Post: Pride vs. Humility

Pride is concerned with who is right, while humility is concerned with what is right. — Ezra Taft Benson

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: Pride vs. Humility

Pride is concerned with who is right, while humility is concerned with what is right.

Ezra Taft Benson

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/pride-vs-humility/feed/ 0
Copywronghttp://bibiano.io/copywrong/ http://bibiano.io/copywrong/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2014 06:58:50 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1661 Original Post: Copywrong

Souce: picturesinboxes.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: Copywrong

Souce: picturesinboxes.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/copywrong/feed/ 0
Low on memoryhttp://bibiano.io/low-on-memory/ http://bibiano.io/low-on-memory/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2014 15:15:20 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1654 Original Post: Low on memory

My brain has too many tabs open. — @MensHumor

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: Low on memory

My brain has too many tabs open.

@MensHumor

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/low-on-memory/feed/ 0
What social media has done to ushttp://bibiano.io/what-social-media-has-done-to-us/ http://bibiano.io/what-social-media-has-done-to-us/#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2014 12:18:06 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1651 Original Post: What social media has done to us

Source: @thereaIbanksy

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: What social media has done to us

Source: @thereaIbanksy

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/what-social-media-has-done-to-us/feed/ 0
They’ll only be kids oncehttp://bibiano.io/theyll-only-be-kids-once/ http://bibiano.io/theyll-only-be-kids-once/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2014 05:08:14 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1643 Original Post: They’ll only be kids once

Source: imgur.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: They’ll only be kids once

Source: imgur.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/theyll-only-be-kids-once/feed/ 0
The f**k cockroaches have wings for?http://bibiano.io/why-cockroaches-have-wings/ http://bibiano.io/why-cockroaches-have-wings/#comments Sun, 26 Oct 2014 16:23:24 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1626 Original Post: The f**k cockroaches have wings for?

It was almost midnight. I was still up holding a bottle of milk on my right and supporting our little girl’s head with my left. Wife’s working early tomorrow so I had to take shift in looking after our baby. A few minutes in, I saw a small object moving about our wall. Please be […]

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: The f**k cockroaches have wings for?

It was almost midnight.

I was still up holding a bottle of milk on my right and supporting our little girl’s head with my left. Wife’s working early tomorrow so I had to take shift in looking after our baby.

A few minutes in, I saw a small object moving about our wall.

Please be a moth. Oh shit. Who’s that pokemon?

It’s a m’f*****g cockroach.

Please don’t fly. Please don’t…

Gaaahhh!

The villainous 6-legged f****r landed on my left shoulder, crawled down to the inner side of my elbow and immediately took a bite.

You son of a b***h. Why would you f*****g do that?

“‘Cause I can?” — the cockroach, probably.

Of course, I didn’t scream or anything. As much as my instinct was telling me to flail my arms around like a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubeman, the baby was sound asleep, and I didn’t want to risk us both losing sleep if she starts crying.

Instead, I blew sharply (yah, I’m stupid like that) at the roach’s direction and was glad the winged pest flew away.

“You think I’d just fly away and never come back? Acting.” — The Cockroach

The micro-abomination started scuttling and flying around the room.

As soon as I had the baby burped and placed down on her crib, I switched my attention to the airborne menace.

Come here, you little shit.

I took my shirt off like a fookin’ raged barbarian I am and used it to whack the vile flyer every time it was in range.

After several strikes, I somehow lost track of where it went. Maybe it was low on HP and snug to a corner. Under the wardrobe? Baby’s drawers? Disgusting coward.

After a few minutes having cooled down from that ordeal, a realization came up to me.

Why the hell do cockroaches have wings and I don’t?

“God gave cockroaches wings and not me is the reason why I turned an atheist.” — Avinash Wandre

Well, we do have airplanes and shit, so I can’t really complain. But why give roaches wings?

Evolution?

If it is, we humans sure had it too slow to not have developed wings at this point. Maybe we gave up on it because we’re smart enough to create tools that grant us flight.

God loves cockroaches more than us?

Maybe he has a good reason for it. God knows why.

I have a theory

It probably has been said by someone else, but here’s mine: to remind us, (by flying) right in our face, that something or some place in our house needs to be cleaned.

If they were just crawling around, most of us would probably just let them be because, well, they afraid of us anyways and will run away at first sight.

Having the ability of flight, they still do go batshit crazy upon detecting us but there’s a chance that by randomly flying around the room they’d land on us. At that moment, we’d instantly realize a dirty problem needs to be fixed ASAP.

So yah, I guess roaches having wings seems fair as long as you don’t cater them at home.

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/why-cockroaches-have-wings/feed/ 0
It was pregnant, you monster!http://bibiano.io/it-was-pregnant-you-monster/ http://bibiano.io/it-was-pregnant-you-monster/#comments Sat, 25 Oct 2014 05:56:58 +0000 http://bibiano.io/?p=1588 Original Post: It was pregnant, you monster!

Source: imgur.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
Original Post: It was pregnant, you monster!

Source: imgur.com

Source: Bibiano Wenceslao - UX, Social Media, Customer Support & Workflows

]]>
http://bibiano.io/it-was-pregnant-you-monster/feed/ 0